The SPFL

Duncan McKay champions football in the community after visiting Gretna.

“If the newspapers are anything to go by, Paul McMullan appears to be keeping himself busy during these autumnal evenings.”

If you’re a fan of Twin Peaks, then no doubt you’re disappointed that the show has finished its run. You’re also probably wondering where you can get your weekly fix of the surreal, absurd and inexplicable. To that end, we’d probably suggest watching Airdrie.

Announcing that there’d be no updates from the weekend’s match against the Blue Brazil as the media team were at Creamfields was every bit as unexpected as Marvin Bartley tampering with Roarie Deacon’s dung-chute.

Tweeting centre-backs, rogue ball-boys, and a foolhardy Lee Miller… it’s the best from the fag end.

Andy Harrow previews the weekend in Scottish football.

The Wee Rangers had 20 shots on goal, with 19 of them hitting the target. That must mean that either Stirling goalkeeper Cameron Binnie had a quite exceptional 90 minutes, or the statistics are absolute bumf. We know what we’d bet on.