The Chris Millar Lounge

Nakamura’s Ceremonial Free-Kick

January 6, 2014

Fresh from hitting a free-kick through the window of a moving bus last year, Shunsuke Nakamura now attempts to knock the plastic bride and groom figures clean from the top of a wedding cake. This is apparently what the former Celtic and Japanese football legend now does with his time.  Some laddie.   If you’ve enjoyed […]

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Funny Fan-Dans!

January 3, 2014

Quite why this Hibs fan was filming a seemingly meaningless passage of play we can only speculate, but thankfully he left the camera (phone) rolling and captured David Smith equalising for Hearts. Jambos fans will take pleasure in seeing three thousand of their own going absolutely mental; football fans of every other side will take […]

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GIF: Camera Angles

Sometimes even in the best of Scottish football grounds for at-home viewing, where the main camera is positioned at a nice vantage point able to pick out everything that is happening on the park, you can still be deceived by what you are seeing. Be honest Hearts fans, how many of you spilled lager over […]

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VIDEO: Sheep Celebrations

January 2, 2014

Wonder what it would have been like to stand in the Aberdeen end of Tannadice last night when Peter Pawlett’s winner hit the back of the net? Well now you can know. It’s one of those moments that makes putting up with all the shit each supporter goes through following their football team worthwhile – […]

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David Who?

December 19, 2013

Quite simply, Brian Gilmour of Ayr United scores a wonder goal from inside his own half. If there are people out there who haven’t already seen this then we do despair at the lack marketing in Scottish football. It’s 17 years later and people are still chugging over David Beckham doing this sort of thing. […]

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Break It Down: Motherwell’s Defence

Using .GIF images to illustrate our points, we break down key aspects of play from games in the Scottish Premiership. This time we focus on the porous defence of Motherwell who, despite still being in the chase for second place, have conceded at least 10 goals more than each of the three sides above them. […]

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The Weekend’s Football in .GIFs

Aberdeen 2 – 0 St Mirren Scott Vernon is prone to missing the odd sitter, but surely it can’t happen here. He’s back in the team, playing with confidence, and what’s more he’s already scored in the match. It’s almost too easy. Celtic 1 – 0 Hibs It’s late in the match and the hosts […]

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Shepherd

This was brought to our attention by Graeme Mackay on twitter who sent the video of this goalkeeping masterclass to the Tell Him He’s Pele account. So Graeme, we hope you don’t mind us putting it on our site and getting a larger audience to see it. After all it deserves to be seen. This […]

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Schadenfraude

We swayed over whether we should 1) make this .GIF and 2) whether we should then put it online. At first it only seemed fair to the Hearts fans who had to suffer through the S-E-V-E-N .GIF that they get to feel some sense of retribution, even if Celtic’s misery has nothing to do with […]

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Barca v David Marshall

December 11, 2013

Remember this?… In hindsight, his performance was perhaps a little over hyped. I mean it’s just two great saves rather than the 10 my brain had somehow convinced me he had performed. Or perhaps my mind just multiplied that stop from Luis Garcia because of how good it was. I mean, jesus, what a ******* […]

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