Worst XI

Worst XI: Falkirk

Having begun our search for the very worst for each lower league side with Murray Hughes’s collection of crap from Cowdenbeath, we now move into central Scotland and onto Falkirk. The Bairns have been somewhat of a yo-yo club the last 20 years as they have bounced between the top two tiers. For Falkirk historian […]

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Worst XI: Cowdenbeath

Having gotten the last of the top flight clubs out of the way by recounting the piss-takers of Partick Thistle, we now move on the lower leagues. First up is the mighty Blue Brazil. Despite the relative success enjoyed by the club these last two years, the opinion of manager Colin Cameron could scarcely be […]

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Aberdeen

The immediate need for the cold, confined comfort of a darkened cupboard aside, assembling Aberdeen’s ‘Worst XI’ of the SPL era raises a number of issues. Firstly, the timeframe is almost redundant: the recent past has been as barren, frustrating and humiliation-heavy as any other period in the club’s history. While this is convenient in […]

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Celtic

Celtic have enjoyed renowned success in the SPL era with eight titles since 1998 but that doesn’t mean there hasn’t been a fair share of duds come through the Parkhead gates. I have chosen the ones which jump out at me as being monumentally rubbish for no reason other than that’s how I remember them. […]

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Dundee

The Dens Park club have spent significant periods in and out of the SPL since the start of the 1998/99 season, twice going into administration and struggling in the Scottish First Division. However, that is not to say that every player in this team comes from that era, although the majority have. It is not […]

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Dundee United

So I’ve been asked to come up with a Worst XI of Dundee United players since the start of the SPL in season 1998/99. That’s no easy task, so I’m going to set myself a few restrictions. With one exception, I’m going to avoid including players who played less than five games for the club, because it’s […]

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Hibs

Hibs unfortunately missed out on the opening year of the SPL after experiencing the horror of relegation in 98. Some of those players have escaped the shame of being in the worst 11 (although I am sure they couldn’t care less what I think) by the skin of their teeth. Since the record breaking First […]

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Hearts

This particular blog is longer than any of those that have come previous. I can reassure that this was not premeditated scheming on the part of a Hearts fan in charge of a website. Believe me, sometimes the last thing I want to read about, particularly this season, are the fortunes of my own team. […]

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Inverness CT

Inverness Caledonian Thistle have enjoyed a steady and progressive climb up the leagues since their merger and admittance into the Scottish Football League. They first came into the SPL in the 2004/05 season, which our writer has fairly judged to be a good cut off point in which to build a fair team of infuriating […]

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Kilmarnock

Some seasons have been a success, some have flirted with disaster, but whatever has happened during the nine months of a Scottish Premier League season Kilmarnock’s place in the top flight has stayed constant. However, there have been a few years, following the Kris Boyd and Stevie Naismith days, that have been particularly hard to […]

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